Alcohol drinking seems to produce some of the best quotes which are written by notable authors including Plato, Benjamin Franklin, Ron Burgundy, Jim Morrison and many more. Such quotes bring fun and can be used to convert serious situations into funny ones. Below is a list of some of the most memorable beer quotes of all time from around the world.

    1. Beer is a proof that God loves people and wants them to be happy – Benjamin Franklin.
    2. Whoever invented beer is a wise man – Plato.
    3. I would kill everyone in the room just for one drop of just a drop of quality beer – Homer Simpson.
    4. No doubt, beer is the greatest invention in the entire history of mankind. The wheel was also a great invention, but it does not go nearly as well with pizza as beer – Dave Barry.
    5. 24 hours a day and 24 beers in a case equals coincidence – Stephen Wright.
    6. Since everybody has to believe in something, I believe I’ll get another drink – W.C. Fields.
    7. May your glass always be full, and the roof over your head always strong. And may you be in heaven for half an hour before the devil realizes that you’re dead – Irish Toast.
    8. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to drink in order to spend time with fools – Earnest Hemingway.
    9. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than what alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill.
    10. Beer is the cause and solution of all the problems of life – Homer Simpson.
    11. God made years and dough, and loves fermentation just as he loves vegetation – Ralph Waldo Emerson.
    12. A quart of ale is enough meal for a King – Tufail Mehraj.
    13. You cannot be a real country minus beer and an airline – it is good to have a football team or nuclear weapons, but at least you should have beer – Frank Zappa.
    14. Do what you said you’d do drunk when you are sober, it will teach you to keep your mouth shut – Ernest Hemingway.
    15. A woman drove me to drinking yet I didn’t have the audacity to thank her – W.C. Fields.
    16. Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder – Anonymous.
    17. Not all chemicals are harmful. Without hydrogen and oxygen, which are chemicals, there would be no water, which is a vital ingredient in beer – Dave Barry.
    18. A non-drinker is a weak person, who succumbs to the who yields to the lure of denying himself pleasure.
    19. Women are like beer, they look and smell good, and you would step over your mother just to get one – Homer Simpson.
    20. Apparently beer contains the hormones of a woman, once you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut up – Tufail Mehraj.